Bad Emotions 2

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We all get them, you'd be even crazier than you are now if you didn't get them. But not every negative emotion is always a bad one. Sometimes it's a defense mechanism, sometimes it's very much deserved, and other times you're just a dick.

Joining Amber and Ed this week is Nick Turner, The Queen of LPN Jackie Zebrowski, and my beautiful fiancé Miss Julie Rosing. Listen as they tackle such Bad Emotions as Insecurity, Cockiness, Being Judgmental, and Being Sensitive. Ok maybe they're more personality traits than emotions. What do you want from us?

Also we wrap up the show we talk about our good buddy Jason Saenz, who needs some help right now. Here is a link to his GoFundMe.

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Bonus Episode: The Stories of Heretical Christmas

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Our hearts are burdened with love for you, our dear congregation. Our arteries are full of well wishes! Our veins are clogged with oxygen-depleted wishes. We are a chugging machine whose only duty is to love you and make you feel the seasonal spirit of the Story.

That said, Christmas is a lie. Reject falsehood. Embrace the Story!

Invocation
Liturgical Reading: "The Wisest of the Them All"
Liturgical Reading: "He's Coming to Town"

Enjoy this present from the clergy here at The Story Must Be Told, of our heretical stories of the false holiday. We gave it to you last year, too. We will have another treat for you this coming Tuesday, so prepare yon bodies for the delights they shall endure.

Episode 422: Dancing Bear

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This week we discuss the potential government shutdown, new Russian sanctions and the removal of US troops from Syria.

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Episode 283: The Christmas on Christmas

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This week we talk about raisinets, Jackie makes a Christmas confession and we indulge in the only LPN holiday tradition and watch "I Think You Might Like It"

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Mortal Kombat Pt. I

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We kick off our series on the Mortal Kombat games and discuss it's development by Midway Games, the music, legal battles and more.

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We Wish You Were a Worm

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Dirt is a home for those who eat dirt, who take long naps in dirt, and mate, sloppy, in the dirt. As our bodies fall apart and our guts squish with painful gases, remember the dirt, a healthy place you will one day go. Have you considered how happy it will make your family?

Invocation
Psalm: “Rodney Has Sores”
Liturgical Reading: “We Wish You Were a Worm”
Concluding Prayer

The Story is born on a Tuesday, every Tuesday, and you better believe the next birth will be messsssssy.

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Episode 344: The Book of Revelation

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Join us today as we explore the infamous Book of Revelation, from the bloody history of the times the book was written to the metal-as-fuck imagery contained therein.

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It’s Cold Out!

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What’s up you bunch of Chilly Willy Penguins out there?  It’s dreary, it’s freezing, it’s the holidays, and then after the holidays, we’re still broke and cold.   What’s there to be happy about?  Well let Amber and Ed tell you.  

This is The Brighter Side, a cynic’s look at optimism.  Be good to yourself and everyone else.  

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Episode 421: Soft Coup

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This week on Top Hat we discuss new blood in the democratic party, Pelosi's meeting with Trump and the power grab by the Wisconsin Republican party.

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Episode 282: Hairy Scoots

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This week we talk terrifying children's toys, the sexuality of muppets and some juicy stories from Hollyweird.

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J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings Pt. II

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We conclude our series on J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings" and talk about those dang deus ex machina eagles

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