We Wish You Were a Worm

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Dirt is a home for those who eat dirt, who take long naps in dirt, and mate, sloppy, in the dirt. As our bodies fall apart and our guts squish with painful gases, remember the dirt, a healthy place you will one day go. Have you considered how happy it will make your family?

Invocation
Psalm: “Rodney Has Sores”
Liturgical Reading: “We Wish You Were a Worm”
Concluding Prayer

The Story is born on a Tuesday, every Tuesday, and you better believe the next birth will be messsssssy.

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Episode 344: The Book of Revelation

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Join us today as we explore the infamous Book of Revelation, from the bloody history of the times the book was written to the metal-as-fuck imagery contained therein.

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It’s Cold Out!

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What’s up you bunch of Chilly Willy Penguins out there?  It’s dreary, it’s freezing, it’s the holidays, and then after the holidays, we’re still broke and cold.   What’s there to be happy about?  Well let Amber and Ed tell you.  

This is The Brighter Side, a cynic’s look at optimism.  Be good to yourself and everyone else.  

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Episode 421: Soft Coup

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This week on Top Hat we discuss new blood in the democratic party, Pelosi's meeting with Trump and the power grab by the Wisconsin Republican party.

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Episode 282: Hairy Scoots

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This week we talk terrifying children's toys, the sexuality of muppets and some juicy stories from Hollyweird.

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J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings Pt. II

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We conclude our series on J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings" and talk about those dang deus ex machina eagles

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The Mathematics of Grocery Stores

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The grocer is our friend in commerce and our enemy in the Story. We do not deserve options for cereal, nor variety in our nut butters, whole wheat crackers, and lunchmeat. Give us but one choice, so that we might smack it up in our greedy mouths, and masticate masticate masticate. Hmmph. The Story alone is our satisfaction, and when food runs out, which it will, it alone will fill us.

Invocation
Psalm: “Web of Delights”
Liturgical Reading: “The Mathematics of Grocery Stores”
Concluding Admonition

The Story will return to you next week, hot as a ham, juicy as a coldcut. Sup sup!

Episode 343: The Order of the Solar Temple Part III - December 4th, 1994

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On the conclusion to our series on one of the most mysterious cults of the last century, we cover the three year-long murder/suicide spree of the cult that resulted in the deaths of 74 members.

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Cocaine

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We all know that drugs are bad, and some are worse than others.  We can go ahead and put cocaine on "The Naughty List."  But being the Brighter Side we try and find some good in it.  But there really isn't that much good about the old white lady.  

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Episode 281: Tug & Humbles

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This week on Page 7: Mariah Carey's questionable parenting, the king of sandwiches, and Gwyneth Paltrow claims she invented yoga.

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J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings Pt. I

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Join Holden and Jake as they voyage to Middle Earth as they explore the story behind J.R.R. Tolkien and his expansive fantasy series "The Lord of the Rings". 

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