Bonus Episode: The Stories of Heretical Christmas

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ABOUT THIS SEASONAL DELIGHT:

Our hearts are burdened with love for you, our dear congregation. Our arteries are full of well wishes! Our veins are clogged with oxygen-depleted wishes. We are a chugging machine whose only duty is to love you and make you feel the seasonal spirit of the Story.

That said, Christmas is a lie. Reject falsehood. Embrace the Story!

Invocation
Liturgical Reading: "The Wisest of the Them All"
Liturgical Reading: "He's Coming to Town"

Enjoy this present from the clergy here at The Story Must Be Told, of our heretical stories of the false holiday. We gave it to you last year, too. We will have another treat for you this coming Tuesday, so prepare yon bodies for the delights they shall endure.