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ABOUT THIS JUICY LIL ONE:
Nothin like squatting yon hams in a restaurant, opening that gooey maw, and swallowing whole the goods the chef has birthed. But, oh dear Story, how our fellow humans ruin every good time: chattering, snorting, suckin n imbibin n laughin n nose-blowin. The worst thing to happen to humanity was humanity, uh huh. That is, if it really is humanity after all.
Psalm: “Prime Cuts”
Liturgical Reading: “The Disgusting Man”
Grin with us next week and we'll grin you one back. Heh heh, that's a promise ooh goo goo