LISTEN HERE UH HUH:
ABOUT THIS LIL STINKER:
Wear that grin between grease-soaked lips and chew the curds of delights digested. Let the bolus yon esophagus squelches die within ye, to turn to dribbling juices and bubbles of harsh swampen gases. We are bodies, host to parasites, tomb of delivery delicacies, avatar of corporate wisdom. Listen closely to Reverend Holden, and become a proper truth, mm hmm. Follow his words, and pick a brand with consideration; it may be the only brand you’ll pick again.
Guest Preacher: Reverend Holden McNeely (Wizard and the Bruiser podcast, holdenatorsho on Twitch)
Psalm: “Pizza Party Ire”
Liturgical Reading: “When Dominoes Pizza Let a Teen Die”
Guess it should be said that all characters and events in this story, even the ones based on real breathing gooey companies, are fictional. Though, c’mon, it’s probably not that fictional, right? Maybe a grease of truth dripped somewhere within? Hey. Don’t sue.