The Chimera's Nest

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Welcome to our cleansing fire, congregant. Go ahead and toss your squirming bundle onto the pyre if you like—if you’re listening from home, add it to your own fire. O! that char gets the nose tingling. O! how it envigors the soul. We all must be tamed by Story, and if we cannot, must perish in the Church’s hearth for our disobedience. Tell me: what is your shame?

Invocation
Song: “Flapping Bird”

Liturgical Reading: “The Chimera’s Nest”
Concluding Prayer

We will return next week, cleansed of our unruly animals and congregants. Heh, maybe we’ll have a few extra seats in the pews.

Episode 267: Y'all Got Smote!

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Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss a dog's quinceañera, Kathleen Turner's amazing Vulture interview and clap backs. 

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The Blair Witch Project

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Holden and Jake discuss the making and impact of 1999's "The Blair Witch Project". 

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Historical Dongs, a Heart for Fish and a TOUR Announcement!

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In this episode Danny, Mike and Jeremy chat about the ups and downs of historical dongs (Napoleon's specifically), a Heart for Phish and a TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT!

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The Boat That Went To Hell

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All kinds of boats out there, with funny names, too. Brigantine. Schooner. Paddle. In a way, this here church is a boat, and each of you a mate upon its deck. Swab it, dear congregation, to earn your place in the captain’s chambers amidst the dribbling candles and ill-gotten liquors. Do not drink too much, for the captain is one of lechery, and our destination one of sin and tears.

Guest Preacher: Marcus Parks (Last Podcast on the Left, Page 7)

Invocation
Psalm: “Secrets to Sailors”
Liturgical Reading: “The Boat That Went to Hell”
Concluding Prayer

Yep yep we gobbled that story down like a pastry of vice n uh ohs. What sweet it hath delected upon us, we unfaithful masses, who stir with what the Story hath sired.

Drinking Game: Daddy Gets Deep

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Amber and Eddie are joined by Jackie Zebrowski and Jordan Temple to talk about their least favorite dogs, the black person's guide to Hollywood and woke Jackie. 

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Episode 326: Richard Kuklinski Part I - Origins of the Iceman

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On the first of our three part series, we cover one of the most successful hitmen (serial killers?) of our age: Richard Kuklinski. Join us as we discuss his terrible upbringing, his early years as the head of the Coming Up Roses gang, and the possibly dozens of men he murdered in New York City in the fifties just for the practice.

 

Episode 266: Slippery as an Eel

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Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss Candy Land erotica, questionable scruples and Jackie's highschool prom.

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Episode 403: Fentanyl Inc.

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Ben is joined by writer Ben Westhoff to discuss his upcoming book "Fentanyl Inc.", and the fascinatingly terrifying corporate underbelly of the opioid epidemic

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Oh, Poor Dennis!

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Parishioner Chet Ulcers told me a story, and I can’t help but relate it to today’s service. He said he saw his wife at the movies last week. Well, she wasn’t in the seat next to him. She wasn’t in the lobby. Course, for as long as she’d been dead, she shouldn’t have been anywhere. He saw her on the screen—big as a row boat. She was in the back of a Cro-Croa ad, dressed the way Chet said she was buried. Heh, she didn’t smile, heh he, but she sure waved.

Invocation
Psalm: “A Pestilence of Babies”
Liturgical Reading: “Oh Poor Dennis”
Concluding Prayer

Everyone wrote a poem last week, and we said we’d pick our favorite one for this week’s bulletin. The winning poem was written by eight-year-old Jeck Hefthocks, and it goes like this: Can’t rub life / into a dead cat / unless thems the hands / that snuffed it. Uh oh, he’s a tricksterrr.

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Amber and Eddie are joined by John Milhiser & Becky Yamamoto to find the brighter sides of sinking duck boats, murdered figure skaters and getting punched at a funeral.

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Episode 402: The Flip is Finished

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Ben and super producer Travis Morningstar discuss the Cohen tapes, the proposed impeachment of Rod Rosenstein and the ramifications of Trump's trade policy. 

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