Episode 264: Summer of Smangaritas

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Jackie, Molly and Marcus gab about bros icing bros, "Whitney" and beanie babies. 

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An Awaited Transformation

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Sister Callista is a cherub-throated truth-slinger, and she slings it hard n soupy uh huh. There’s truths about Grandmas the Story wants you to know. You better keep them waxy caverns open, so the Story might sluice through yon meat, and transform ye into the acolyte the Story demands. Take a tract, and bend yon knee.

Invocation
Psalm: “Lil Dog-Fresh”
Liturgical Reading: “An Awaited Transformation”
Concluding Prayer

I saw a grandpa in my dreams and he was a crusty yuckyuck, hairless as a piglet and smaller than a wheelchair. Heh, you wouldn’t believe that grin, when I shared my truth with sprays of oralingus divine.

Episode 401: No Rules in Finland

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Ben and Marcus discuss the Helsinki summit between Trump and Putin, alleged NRA affiliated Russian spy Maria Butina and Stormy Daniel's arrest. 

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Heat Waves

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Oh man it is a SCORCHER out there. We're sweatin' up a storm in the studio as Amber, Eddie and Mary are joined by Dave Ross and Leah Thompson to talk heat waves, global warming and Leah's work on the  exhibit "Coal and Ice"

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Episode 263: Riding with the Yuck-Yucks

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Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss beard oils, hot dog ambassadors and leaning into being basic, and Molly gives Jackie some much needed skanking advice. 

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Toy Story Part II

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Holden and Jake are back to talk about the Toy Story sequels, franchise woes, and a seriously insane story of how Toy Story 2 was almost deleted.

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Episode 400: American Schadenfreude

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For their 400th episode, Ben and Marcus reflect on their past political predictions and catch you up on the news about Brett Kavanaugh, Trump's pardon of the Hammonds and the delays in immigrant family reunification. 

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More More More Important Short Stories

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Purkley Katzman died in an industrial accident. Got peeled like a dang grape by one of them machines used to stretch leather. Big juicy mess—everyone had a taste. Anyhow, he ain't here for short stories anymore, but you're in luck: Klipplinghands Greasythoughts is his virtuous son. Sniff up these shorts, then pass out from brain-asphyxiation, in the words of our dear STORY.

Invocation
Psalm: “Coat Closet Stink”
Liturgical Reading: “More More More Important Short Stories”
Concluding Prayer

Ooh ouch ouch, somethin in my bladder is pinching. Might be all them ants I let crawl up my urethra. Stings? Sure. But, hey, at least I'm never alone.

Episode 262: Will Lick

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Happy Independence Day y'all! Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss hot dog water, the sexiest fictional presidents and celebrities with B.D.E.

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