The Realtor

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The Story gives us our homes and today it takes one away. A home is but a house without the Story stirring within—do not think you control this process for even a goddamn second. Go ahead, make meals, make stinks, make squirts, and sire children in your house. It’ll  be nothing more than a Squirt Tomb, a Stink Den, a Meal Prison, a Gamete Shack without the caress of the Story. Try to find happiness any other way and you’ll find such folly lacking. Lacking! Lacking!

Invocation
Sacrament: The Story Claims a Home
Liturgical Reading: “The Realtor”
Concluding Prayer

Thank you for enduring—oh Story you endured!—these reimagined truths from our first season. Our first live show is behind us. We have been reborn in the Story’s graces. Thus, starting next week, we will have a bounty of fresh Stories to enjoy, dear congregant. We love you as the Story loves you.

Brighter Side Diaries

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Amber reflects on her current situation in life, and Ed uses it to remember some of his past experiences. So whether you're hanging out with people who speak another language, going through a breakup, or just wandering the streets, know there is a way out, and plenty to be positive about.

Taking us out today is Lonesome Loser by The Little River Band

Be Good To Yourself

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Episode 336: The West Memphis Three Part II - The Confession of Jessie Misskelley

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On part two of our series on the West Memphis Three, we cover the secret mission entrusted to a waitress that officially moved the cops towards the boys, the false confession that put them away, and the bogus piece of evidence that sealed their fate. 

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Episode 413: Devil Without a Cause

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Ben and Marcus discuss the Washington Post's Jamal Khashoggi's disappearance in Saudi Arabia, Nikki Haley's resignation and Ben gives you a breakdown of the upcoming Senate elections. 

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Jamal Khashoggi is a resident of the United States, not a citizen. 

Kanye West and Kid Rock were at the White House to celebrate the signing of "The Music Modernization Act". 

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Episode 274: JacKanye

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Jackie and Marcus are joined by Holden McNeely to gab about horses, Taylor Swift, and Jackie's new nerd hobbies. 

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The Exorcist

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Holden and Jake discuss the story behind 1973's "The Exorcist" and the movie's enduring legacy and curse. 

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Side Stories: Drunk Birds

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Ack ack ack! It's another episode of Side Stories. We got drunk birds, aliens vacationing on Myrtle Beach, and juggalo beef. What else could you ask for? No shoes, no shirt, no problem 'cause we just wanna live, laugh, and love. Ok, TRIPLE L everyone.

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The Boys Open

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Two boys in the courthouse. Two boys with the clerk. Two boys in the swimming pool. Two boys out to work. Gosh, all those boys! Of course, sometimes one slides under the tractor, turns to boyslaw. Can’t help that! Oh, how the boys leave us, in their great numbers, to writhe their puny sinnin’ souls in Boyrgatory. This treat from our first season will grin sweetly in your ears as we wrench ourselves gruesome on the needy gears of our Live Show, which we birth this Thursday. Goo goo, slick slick.

Invocation
Sacrament: The Blessing of the Boys
Liturgical Reading: “The Boys Open”
Concluding Prayer

That gooey live show truth is arriving oh so damn shortly. Videology Bar in Brooklyn, October 11th. Tickets here: https://thestorymustbetoldlive.eventbrite.com/

The Night of the Hunter

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The Mads watch the classic thriller "The Night of the Hunter".

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Episode 335: The West Memphis Three Part I - The Road to Hell

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It's time for us to finally cover one of the most controversial murder cases in recent history: the child murders at Robin Hood Hills and the West Memphis Three. Join us in the first of a three part series as we discuss just how three teenagers came to be accused and convicted of a crime they didn't commit in addition to the murders themselves. 

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World of Warcraft

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Holden and Jake are joined by Nathan Yaffe (Cartoon Hell) to discuss the appeal, history, and memes of MMORPG giant "World of Warcraft".

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