The Mathematics of Grocery Stores

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The grocer is our friend in commerce and our enemy in the Story. We do not deserve options for cereal, nor variety in our nut butters, whole wheat crackers, and lunchmeat. Give us but one choice, so that we might smack it up in our greedy mouths, and masticate masticate masticate. Hmmph. The Story alone is our satisfaction, and when food runs out, which it will, it alone will fill us.

Invocation
Psalm: “Web of Delights”
Liturgical Reading: “The Mathematics of Grocery Stores”
Concluding Admonition

The Story will return to you next week, hot as a ham, juicy as a coldcut. Sup sup!

Episode 343: The Order of the Solar Temple Part III - December 4th, 1994

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On the conclusion to our series on one of the most mysterious cults of the last century, we cover the three year-long murder/suicide spree of the cult that resulted in the deaths of 74 members.

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Cocaine

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We all know that drugs are bad, and some are worse than others.  We can go ahead and put cocaine on "The Naughty List."  But being the Brighter Side we try and find some good in it.  But there really isn't that much good about the old white lady.  

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Episode 281: Tug & Humbles

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This week on Page 7: Mariah Carey's questionable parenting, the king of sandwiches, and Gwyneth Paltrow claims she invented yoga.

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J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings Pt. I

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Join Holden and Jake as they voyage to Middle Earth as they explore the story behind J.R.R. Tolkien and his expansive fantasy series "The Lord of the Rings". 

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It's My Right

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Every show on TV is sinful, shameful, and lacking in the Story. Does society and mainstream media intentionally shun the Story and its truths, or is it simply blind? The result is the same: the Story denies you. Listen as the Story denies our own congregant, Devon Harris, his simple joys, body, and sustenance. Listen, and learn this lesson: even at our lowest, the Story is yet waiting.

Invocation
Testimony: Devon Harris, divorcee
Liturgical Reading: “It’s My Right”
Concluding Sacrament
Spitting

Next week the Story will be waiting, for it exists in all weeks, outside of weeks—the Story is the week itself.

Episode 342: The Order of the Solar Temple Part II - The Rise and Fall of the Order

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On part two of our series on the Order of the Solar Temple, we discuss the rise and fall of the world's premiere yuppie cult while also covering their secret beliefs and rituals, all to try to help explain how it ended with the deaths of 74 people. 


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Hoopanugoodoo

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It's Hoopagoogoo time ya beautiful babies!!  Joining Amber and Ed this week is the wonderful couple/comedians Giulia Rozzi and Will Miles.  Play Hoopagoodududu along with us.  Taking us out this week was supposed to be The Killers "Mr Brightside" but I listened to it and was not a fan so instead check out "Bend Me, Shape Me" by American Breed.

Be good yourself, and be nice in the process.

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Episode 280: Revenge of Nana's Christmas

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Jackie and Molly discuss Hallmark movies, Amanda Byne's interview for Paper magazine, and the 2018 Goop gift guide.

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