A Perfect Vessel

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on this day we remember a patron true a saint of courage and unshakable faith. that's why we all wear our prettiest clothes and paint our faces and present such handsome grins and firm grips of hand. it's why i wear red. what tender boundary tween belief n delusion, how it quivers with our pulse

Introductory Prayer
Psalm: “The Furrier’s Coat” / “You Do Know”
Liturgical Reading: “A Perfect Vessel”
Brother Reid’s Song
Church Bulletin

im not ready to leave you, promise me youll find me soon gosh i need you to feel whole

Patreon Sampler: His Master's Voice

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Before we get to the next Last Podcast subject, we're going to let you further digest the Jonestown series. And so this week we're giving you a sampler of the kind of bonus content you can find on our Patreon feed! In this installment, Ben reads some bone-chilling Creepypastas and the Son of Sam gives you some indispensable lifehacks.

We'll be back next week with another classic episode of Last Podcast on the Left! Hail yourselves!

Yon Steamy Exaltation: A Cowboy's Story

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Wipe your hands on your pleats, then clean your nails with yon sopping lips: the Story has been birthed unto us eager acolytes. Oh! how it stews there, such promise and squelching. Ee! how it inspires, gets these hips swayin and tongues drippin. Touch it twice! Quick! Stories like this ain't gonna love you much sweeter.

Introductory Prayer
Psalm: Spark A Holy Fire/Horse Testes
Liturgical Reading: “A Cowboy’s Story”
Concluding Invocation
Church Bulletin

Rejoice with us again next week, uh huh, squish squish.

TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. Music and Recording: Carl Schroeder. Stories and narration: cinders and cherries piled in the shape of a feeble man. Twitter, Insta: @TSMBTpod

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