Episode 312: FOMO Is My Essence

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Jackie, Molly and Holden goss about #HotGirlSummer, J. Lo gives soccer star Carli Lloyd a steamy lap dance, and Jackie gets stuck in Page 7 jail.


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Super Mario World

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Holden and Jake learn about the story behind Nintendo's revolutionary game "Super Mario World"

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How Do You Torture It?

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Witness a laboratory of pain! Enjoy the wracking breaths of mechanical life! Grin at the abasements, or perhaps, shed a salty tear. Nothing unites us like pain, especially when it’s for another. 


Guest Preacher: Ashley Brooke Roberts (@AshleyBRoberts, the Reality Blows podcast)

Invocation

A Surprise for a Lost Woman

Liturgical Reading: “How Do You Torture It?”

Concluding Prayer


The Story is hiding inside you. Take a spoon and find it!


Hupagudonunu

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It’s Hupagudonunu time again people! Joining Amber and Ed today are Emily Fleming & Kenny DeForest. Be good to yourselves ya beautiful creatures.

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Episode 373: Creepypasta 14 - Oh Yeah I Like This

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On this, the fourteenth part of our Creepypasta series, we cover stories of deception, woe, human experimentation, and the love shared between a woman and a cryptid atop the Sears Tower. 

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Episode 450: Uniquely Disorganized

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Ben and Travis discuss Red Flag laws, the Jeffrey Epstein case and Alex Acosta's resignation.

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Episode 311: Goopsommar

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Jackie, Holden and Natalie gab about joining Goop's cult, the bottle cap challenge, and Mariah Carey drama.

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The Hulk

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Holden and Jake explore the history behind Marvel superhero The Incredible Hulk.


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There When You Need Me

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When the sick have fallen, do you bend your sweet lil knee? Oooh, do you squat those hams, look your sweaty neighbor in the eye and say, "You alright, my good friend?" Yeah yeah, don't tell me your secrets, no no, keep that to yourself. Listen righteously, because this one "happened."

Invocation
Demonstration of A Novel Life Saving Technique/GreaCR
Liturgical Reading: “There When You Need Me”
Concluding Prayer

No! I said, "don't tell me your secrets!" Well, that does it. Yeah, I didn't want to know your secrets, but now I do. Yep, heh heh, every gosh darn one. Now you have to come back. Otherwise I'll tell Uncle Garnns what you did to his cherry tomatoes one after another after ANOTHER.

Episode 449: Right the Wrong

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Ben and Travis discuss Trump's "Salute to America", a potential 2020 census citizenship question, and Kamala Harris's plan to close the racial homeownership gap.

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Plastic

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Listen we all know the world is dying because of the human race. But do we really need to speed it up? A garbage truck load of plastic is dumped in the ocean every minute. That sucks. We gotta try and get better. Love what you got.

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Episode 310: Performative Daddyness

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It's a no-boys allowed sleepover! Jackie and Molly discuss Jeremy Renner's music "career", who's gonna play Ursula in a live action Little Mermaid remake, and a celebrity sex hex.

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District 9

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Holden and Jake explore the story behind the 2009 sci-fi movie "District 9"


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Side Stories: Extraterrestrial Terrorists

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Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, a man slashes his own throat in court, are extraterrestrials terrorists(?), and MORE.

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